What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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