remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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