Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The power of my boobs compel you
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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