I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
