You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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