Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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