fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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