We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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