hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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