Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
even my farts smell like vagina
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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