How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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