yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you traded sex for a burrito?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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