belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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