but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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