Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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