You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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