y did u give ur computer a hand job?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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