I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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