Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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