I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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