There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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