return my video game
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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