this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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