I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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