This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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