I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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