My room smells like vodka and shame
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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