The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
