my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
