Please, let me fuck your mom
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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