are you so shy because you have an std?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Four minutes until I can fart!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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