So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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