i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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