I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My vagina is very pro this idea
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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