How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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