i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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