Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
this will be a night to untag.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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