Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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