if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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