i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
this hospital has no fireball
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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