I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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