I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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