doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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