it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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