yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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