turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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