How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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