I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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