It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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