me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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