You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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