he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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